My burger dream, and a doggie nightmare

This morning, I had a dream... I dreamt that we were in a burger joint, and Aunt Jol and Momma were there, with big plates of fries and giant burgers. They were feeding each other, and then they were playing around and dropping fries and bits of burger onto the floor, where I could quickly snag them into my mouth. It was like, 5 second rule heaven! Every time I finished eating a french fry, another one would bounce off my head!

And they dropped a lot of fries onto the floor for me!

But then the worst thing happened.

I woke up.

It was just a dream!

I hate it when I get woken up in the middle of a good dream!

But sadly, for many dogs this nightmare of waking up hungry is a daily reality. There are lots of dogs out there who aren't lucky enough to have a Forever Home like many of us do, so they go hungry everyday.

Luckily, Pedigree has created the Adoption Drive to help dogs like these. Please go to Facebook and like their Adoption Drive. Just search for Pedigree, and you'll be sure to find it.

For every person that "Likes" the Facebook page, Pedigree will donate a bowl of food to a shelter! And then for every blog that writes a post about it, they'll donate more food too! So please, do the right thing and spread the word around!

Bad dreams

It's been a week since Momma went away to Sandy Yago, and I haven't been sleeping well lately. I don't know why, but I wake up feeling tired... like I haven't slept properly. Pops says I've been talking in my sleep. I didn't believe him, so he took a video to show me.



I miss my Momma. I hope she comes back soon.

My Pops has fleas!

I just saw the grossest thing ever! Okay, a week ago my Momma forgot her Flea Capsule and left it at home. Worried that the fleas might die (what kinda person would actually worry about that?) she asked my Pops to take it with him that day, and feed the fleas.

I think my Pops wasn't careful enough with the fleas, because a few days later a big red thing started growing on his forehead. It got bigger and bigger, and then this morning while he was washing his face, the big red thing EXPLODED and gunky flea egg crap flew out onto the mirror! The moment I saw it explode (and I seriously even heard it too) I ran away before the fleas could infect me too.

It was so so sooooo gross. It was like my nightmare came true, except they popped out of my Pops' forehead instead of his stomach. I hid in my crate for the longest time, and I only came out of hiding an hour or so later.

I am never going near those creepy things again!

I'm not the dog you're looking for

I had such a good dream this morning. In my dream, I left a Golden Offering under my Pops' desk, and then my humans confronted me about it.

Momma: Someone just peed under your Pops' desk. Let us see your paws, Sonic!
Sonic: Hiew hiew hiew!
Pops: We don't need to see his paws.
Sonic: Hiew hiew!
Pops: He's not the dog we're looking for.
Sonic: Hiew hiew hiew hiew.
Pops: You can go about your business.
Sonic: Hiew hiew hiew!
Pops: Move along, move along!

After that, Momma made Pops clean up the pee while she watched TV. That was such a sweet dream! I was like so awesome! I'm think that I'm destined to have these powers. I'm going to go and practice on GG.

No, not the fleas!

I woke up this morning after a terrible nightmare. I dreamt that my Momma neglected the fleas in her Tamagotchi and those nasty things rebelled and broke out of their capsule. Well, two of them did, anyway. And without a new home to go to, they decided to invade my fur and burrow their way into my body. At first it itched a bit, but the feeling went away so I just ignored it.

But then during dinner, while I was munching on my food, I felt a pain in my chest. I rolled over, then suddenly a super flea burst out of my body!!!

That was when I woke up and realized it was just a dream...

Nightmare and a song

I had a nightmare last night that really bothered me. In my dream, I was lounging around with my Pops while he was doing his homework and listening to some rock music (it was the band L7. I don't even know what L7 sounds like, but you know how in dreams you sometimes just know things?). After a while, my Pops went to the washroom. While I was waiting for him to come back, a Doberman suddenly burst through the window and landed on my Pops' desk. Before I could do anything, he stuck his paw onto my Pops' speaker volume control and turned up the music so loud that all I could hear was a sharp ringing in my head! The music was so loud and shocking that it woke me up!

As it was the middle of the night, the room was so quiet that I didn't know if I really did go deaf or not... my ears were still ringing at this point. It was only after a few minutes that I started hearing the quiet whir of the fan, so I managed to relax and go back to sleep. Though I was still a bit nervous that a Doberman would crash through the window.

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I wrote a song this morning. It's sung to the tune of that teapot song.

Sonic's Song

I'm a little Sonic,
Small and cute.
Everyone loves me
Oh, there's a flute.
I'm not good at rhyming
But it's okay!
I'm still the cutest anyway!