Hmmm... something really strange happened the other day. I saw this little red dot appear out of nowhere. I chased after it, but it was so fast! I mean, it just zoomed around like, even faster than a Sibe!
And you know what the funny thing was? It had no smell. Yeah, it's so strange, right? Cos everything is supposed to have a smell! But this red dot didn't, and it spooked me out.
I asked the Beagle from down the road if he knew what it was, and he said it was an "Uffo". Apparently, some humans have come across Uffos that fly around faster than their jets, and they always look like bright lights. These Uffos will sometimes come out of the sky to kidnap humans and stick metal things into their poopy-holes!
I didn't want some sneaky red Uffo taking my humans away, so I did what any dog would do to ward off creepy things: I left Golden Offerings around my Humans' bed.
But they weren't grateful at all... hiew hiew hiew...
4 hours ago
If you need help catching that red thing, just give us a holler - we think our paws might be fast enough to snag it:)
ReplyDeleteWoos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
I saw one of those once but I didn't really pay any attention to it...but boy my brother Harley chased it all over and barked at it the entire time.
ReplyDeleteSonic!
ReplyDeleteThat Uffo sure was fast!
Good job protecting your people!
It is not funny what those Uffos make to humans!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Wonder if its like a Christmas red dot or something
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
It's a good thing your people have you there to protect them!
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Utoh! That not sound good!!
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