Pops' big DVD sale

Momma's been bugging Pops to clear some space in the room so that she can fit in, I dunno, more shoes or something. So Pops decided that he had no choice but to go through his beloved DVD collection and find some DVDs and Xbox games to sell away at a flea market that Aunt Jol was setting up shop at.

Once again, with the fleas! Why are humans so obsessed with fleas?

Anyway, Pops managed to pile up quite a big stack of old DVDs that he never watches, and some Xbox games too. Just to show you guys how many DVDs he was planning to sell, I posed with the pile so you can see the scale.

Look at all those DVDs!

Unfortunately, not many people wanted to buy these at the flea market, and most of them came back anyway. But Pops did find a way to clear space after all! The old DVDs are now living in Aunt Mainey's room.

When Toys Die

Last week, two toys died! And I know you guys think it's because I chewed off a toy's limb or something, but it wasn't me, and the toys that died aren't mine either! The two toys that died are actually my Momma's Fleas and my Pops' Xbox 360! Actually, Momma says that the Fleas aren't dead... it's just that they went back to "Tama-Land" or something like that. Erm... yeah...

The dead Xbox and the dead Fleas

Anyway, my Pops' Xbox just sorta died on him without any reason, but Momma's fleas died when she left them at home alone one day. It was just one day, and they died. That's so lousy! I get left home alone every day and I'm still healthy and strong!

Pops' Xbox was about three years old, and Momma's fleas were about three months old.

I want to feel sad for Momma and Pops, but I don't. Actually, this means that they'll be showing me even more attention now, and a dog can never have too much attention! Sucks to be an Xbox or a Flea, but it's great to be a dog! Two ears and a nose! Woof!

PS It's Aunt Jol's birthday today!

Beetle Music

Last weekend, a whole bunch of human friends came over to play and sing "Beetles Music". Before you ask me "why would humans want to sing Beetles music?" I'll just say I have no idea... at all! My Pops plays a videogame where he has to find the Golden Fleas, my Momma has a Flea Capsule, and now they sing Beetles Music. Basically, I think my humans like bugs (except ticks). They're weird like that.

Anyway, I've seen my humans and Aunt Mainey play this game before, but this time a whole bunch of them came. It was like a herd of humans! And they just packed into the room and started drumming and playing plastic guitars and singing, and when they weren't playing they were rubbing my belly and showing me lots of affection. It was fun for everyone!

Have you ever seen so many

crazy humans at the same time?

Uncle Qian and Uncle DX

were like BFFs all night

It looked like so much fun, I had to ask my Pops to see if I can try to play the game too. He took me up to the drum set, and tried to teach me how to whack the pads with the sticks. But I wasn't very good at it at all, so I went back to receiving affection from the humans.

I heard the humans saying that they wanted to complete the game within 24 hours so that Momma can win some Achievement Points or something like that. They took about 4-5 hours to do it, but they did. Momma was really really happy about that! It ran past my bedtime, but I had lots of fun, and really just slept in the next morning.

I hope they have more parties like this. It makes my humans feel better, and it's lots of fun. I like getting attention!!!

Momma and her friends singing like Beetles

Sharing the workload

Random Video Moment

The other day, Momma took a strange object into the room and left it on the floor. I think it's another one of those Flea containers! I was so scared!!! But I didn't show those fleas any fear. I stared them down and stood my ground. It's what any Dog Knight would do.

My Pops has fleas!

I just saw the grossest thing ever! Okay, a week ago my Momma forgot her Flea Capsule and left it at home. Worried that the fleas might die (what kinda person would actually worry about that?) she asked my Pops to take it with him that day, and feed the fleas.

I think my Pops wasn't careful enough with the fleas, because a few days later a big red thing started growing on his forehead. It got bigger and bigger, and then this morning while he was washing his face, the big red thing EXPLODED and gunky flea egg crap flew out onto the mirror! The moment I saw it explode (and I seriously even heard it too) I ran away before the fleas could infect me too.

It was so so sooooo gross. It was like my nightmare came true, except they popped out of my Pops' forehead instead of his stomach. I hid in my crate for the longest time, and I only came out of hiding an hour or so later.

I am never going near those creepy things again!

Flea Capsule update

Momma's Flea Capsule is now on its second generation of fleas. Those things just don't stop beeping at all! Hiew hiew!

They're like, even more attention-seeking than I am! I can't stand them... those pesky fleas, trying to steal my Momma like that. I know... I'll just feed them to Knuckles next time he's here... heheheheh!

I've been thinking about my childhood a lot lately, so I think I'll post up some of our old puppy photos later tonight.

The Fleas are multiplying!

I can't believe it, but Momma's pet fleas are multiplying! I can't really tell, but I overheard Momma saying that her Tamagotchi (it's human-speak for "pet fleas") just had a baby. If three of them aren't bad enough... now they're breeding! I have a bad feeling about this...



And then I also found out that Aunt Jol has these things too! Knuckles is more destructive than I am... I hope he doesn't break open their capsule and release those icky things. I'll have to be very careful next time I visit them.

While Momma and Pops were distracted by the football game, I tried to kill the fleas. But I got scared, and decided to hide in the corner instead... Hiew hiew hiew!

No, not the fleas!

I woke up this morning after a terrible nightmare. I dreamt that my Momma neglected the fleas in her Tamagotchi and those nasty things rebelled and broke out of their capsule. Well, two of them did, anyway. And without a new home to go to, they decided to invade my fur and burrow their way into my body. At first it itched a bit, but the feeling went away so I just ignored it.

But then during dinner, while I was munching on my food, I felt a pain in my chest. I rolled over, then suddenly a super flea burst out of my body!!!

That was when I woke up and realized it was just a dream...

What's with Humans and Fleas?

If it's not bad enough that Momma has decided to adopt some fleas as pets, Pops has been playing this game on his Xbox about a Greek King named Jason and his astronauts (why are they called astronauts if they're not in space?) killing monsters in search of the Golden Fleas. What is this strange human obsession with fleas??? I thought dogs are supposed to be their best friends? Humans are weird!

Momma's new pets

You know, as if I'm not already insecure enough because of the Dog in the Window and all the times that my Humans have come back from their "jogs" smelling like Missy the Westie from next door, now I have a new competitor for my Momma's attention! And this time they're really small!

Last weekend, Momma brought back this tiny little egg-shaped plastic thing called a "tamagotchi", and living inside are three new pets of hers. And she showers them with so much attention. Every time they start making beeping noises, she goes over and starts pressing buttons and stuff, to feed them or play with them.

I have no idea what kinda pets could be so small that they'll fit into such a tiny little container... I asked the Beagle from down the road, and he said that they're probably Fleas or something. Only fleas could fit into such a small home. Fleas!!! What would my Momma want to keep fleas in our home? Is she that upset with my Golden Offerings that she's decided to keep fleas instead?

This is me, versus the new tamagotchi thing.

I thought of attacking and destroying the little flea-egg thing, but that might let the fleas loose to attack my fur... and I don't want that to happen at all. So in the meantime, I guess I'll just have to learn to deal with it. No... I think I'll whine a lot instead. Hiew hiew hieeeew!!!