I want to complain about something. I don't understand how come my Humans can have different types of breakfasts everyday when all I get is kibble. I've seen them eat corn flakes, eggs, buns, bread, lots of things... but every single day, without fail, I would only get kibble.
What are my Humans thinking? Just because I'm a dog, I don't like variety? That's not true! I like different things and experiences!
Maybe it's got to do with the whole clothes thing. Like, they think just because they wear different clothes everyday, and I don't like wearing new clothes and collars, it means they're into variety and I'm not. Well that's not true! I don't like wearing clothes not because I don't like different looks, but because I'm a nudey dog! I'd rather wear nothing but fur!