Pops' birthday cake. Will I get one too?
I overheard Uncle Qian talking to my Pops about my birthday the other day, and what he had to say was a bit iffy. It went something like this:
Pops: Sonic's birthday is just a few weeks away.
Uncle Qian: What are you guys gonna do?
Pops: Jo wants to throw a party. You know, get a doggy cake, invite some friends.
Uncle Qian: Good grief! You know, his name is SON-ic but he's not actually your son.
Pops: Yeah, but it'll be fun. Besides, it's also Knuckle's birthday so there's another reason to celebrate.
Uncle Qian: Two fur-kids don't make a real kid.
I'm sure Uncle Qian didn't mean for me to overhear that, but I guess humans often forget that dogs have super-hearing. Maybe Knuckles and I aren't human puppies, but we're just as lovable and we deserve a birthday! We make humans much happier than human puppies, because we don't wail and cry all day long, and honestly... our poop smells a whole lot better.
Ooooh - doggy parties are so much fun! Make sure you have one. I just had my second birthday party and my furry friend Libby was invited!
ReplyDeleteCheers, Patsy
Hi, Sonic!
ReplyDeleteMake a party and don't invite Uncle Qian!
Invite us and we will be more than happy to celebrate your big day!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Lorenza is a GENIUS!
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Oh course you'll get your birthday pawty and cake too, Sonic! You are a very important member of your family! Don't forget to invite us!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Woo - we all get birthday celebrations!
ReplyDeletehello sonic its dennis the vizsla dog hay dogs are better then kids on akkownt of yoo dont hav to send us to colledj and we never tern into teenaydjers!!! ok bye
ReplyDeleteUncle Qian sounds like he might be turdley. If he doesn't come around and bring you something super cool for your birthday, make sure you teach him a lesson. Take good aim and poop in his shoe.
ReplyDeleteYour party sounds like it's going to be WONDERFUL (and DUH...every doggie should have at least ONE bash for their birthday EVERY year!!!!).
Good luck with Uncle Q. dude!
Love,
S-Dog
That smell thing is a matter of opinion. ;)
ReplyDeleteSo what happened with the delicacy in the top photo? Huh? Did anybody eat it? I luv cake and all the bad stuff. Slurp. I think that you and Knuckles deserve quite the bash! If you don't mind my squeaky hi-pitched voice, I'll sing the Happy Birthday song in your honor. We've got a bit of time for voice lessons though...
ReplyDeleteTwink!
Oh yes, dogs deserve birthday celebrations too! We think having a birthday party is a great idea. Hope your dad doesn't listen to that Uncle Qian.
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