Thursday, January 7, 2010

Cousin Tails got mauled!

The other night, cousin Tails was out for a walk, when a big dog randomly jumped on him and bit a big chunk of flesh out from his little body!!! That's so scary! Why would anyone do that???

Aunt Cheryl said that Tails wasn't being a nuisance or anything. He was sniffing around with the other dog, and everything seemed fine and Tails was already walking away peacefully when all of a sudden the dog pounced on him and mauled him!

Tails is recovering after a trip to the vet. Luckily he doesn't have any broken bones or anything, but he's pretty scared of stuff now. I hope he gets better soon.

I was talking to the Beagle from down the road about this, and there can only be a few explanations for this crazy violence.

1. The big dog walked through a spiderweb and a spider went into his ear and mind-controlled him.
2. The big dog was bullied by a Maltese when he was a puppy.
3. The big dog is a sleeper agent working for the evil Dobermans.

Judging from the size of big dog puppies like Roy, I think it was very unlikely that the big dog was ever bullied by a Maltese. They were walking on the side of the road, so it's not very likely that there were any spiderwebs there either.

So it must be the Dobermans. I thought the destruction of the Doberman base ended their evil reign, but I guess they must have regrouped and are plotting against us again. I guess I'll have no choice but to put on the Dog Knight outfit again, and find out more about this Doberman Pharaoh that they brought back to life. Evil is apaw!

In the meantime, all of you smaller dogs like Twink and Tank should be extra careful! Any dog could be a Doberman agent! If you have Shih-Tzu friends, then ask them to wear goggles. I overheard the vet tell my Pops once that Shih-Tzus always end up at the vet's with a missing eye!


  1. So sorry for what happened to Tails. Hope he will be OK.

    Hugs, the OP Pack

  2. Oh my goodness I will have to do that and tell all my friends about that!! I also wanted to say thank you for being my friend and leaving all those wonderful comments!!!

  3. Sonic!
    Paws crossed for Tails! I hope he is doing well!
    Dog Knight needs to act!
    Kisses and hugs

  4. We are sorry to see about Tails -

    That is so wrong -

    Paws khrossed fur him!

    Khyra & Khousin Merdie

  5. hello sonic its dennis the vizsla dog hay sorry abowt yore kuzzin!!! maybe it wuz the spayse snayls!!! ok bye

  6. You little stinker! Thanks for making me laugh with your conspiracy theory and the link and the warning! My NY's resolution is to add links to my friends' blogs too, but I haven't succeeded yet. I still have time to work on it though, about 357 days. I hope Tails recovers from the shock. Poor baby.

  7. Good grief... something else to worry about!

  8. Hi Sonic, we were sorry to read about that dreadful attack on poor Tails. We are thankful that he is OK but he will be a bit scared at the moment.
    You will have to help him build up his confidence again.
    Some dogs can act strange at times! As you say a number of possible explanations but that doesn't help poor Tails!
    love and kisses
    Martha & Bailey xxx

  9. How awful for poor Tails! Our paws are crossed that he heals soon both physically and emotionally!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

  10. Oh poor Tails. Keeping paws crossed for his speedy recovery.

  11. Oh dear - that's bad news! Get well soon Tails!


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