The hole that leads outside
I don't know if you guys remember, but there are some little Holes in our gate that leads to the Great Outside. I used to just poke my head out and look out (hoping to see or sniff Missy, the Westie across the road), but now I've realized that I can use this Hole as my own little mini-door to go in and out.
Missy's home, when viewed from the Hole
The Beagle from down the road says it's ironic that as I grew bigger, instead of being too big to squeeze out the Hole I am now more empowered to go out the hole. I'm not sure exactly what the Beagle from down the road meant because he uses big words that confuse me, but he said that basically as long as something is ironic, then it's meant to be.
My Humans don't agree though, because they freaked out the first time I slipped through the Hole. In fact, they ran out, grabbed me and carried me back home. Momma was exceptionally mad at me. But why? I'm supposed to be able to use the Hole! Irony says I should!
After a few more escape attempts, Pops put up some little metal things to stop me from getting out. They're like string, but metal. What is this? Am I a prisoner in my own home??? That's not fair!
I still get to go out for walkies, but only under Human snoopervision, and with my leash on. I think it's highly unfair! I'm a big dog now! The Beagle from down the road gets to come and go as he pleases! Hiew hiew hiew!
Oh no you don't you can get petnapped. You better just stay inside little oneBOL
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Oh the irony of it all hehee! So sorry your humans won't let you through without strict supervision - not fair, but better than never going out!
ReplyDeleteBig Hugs xoxoxo
Sammie
Sonic!
ReplyDeleteI know you will not like this... but I am happy that those holes are now covered!
Yes... you are grown boy but you need to be careful! Going out by yourself could be dangerous... and I don't want something bad happens to you!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Bad things khan happen to khanines that get out -
ReplyDeleteWoo are lukhky your eskhape hatch has been sealed!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Sonic,
ReplyDeleteThere are dognappers out there! ^^ It's not safe to wander around alone!!
DoMo
It's better safe than sorry. What if you can't remember your way home? What if some bad guys caught you? What if a car comes from behind and didn't see you? What if....
ReplyDeleteWe would say it is best to stay by your humans' sides.
Oh dear Sonic - you have this all wrong - you need to stay inside where you are safe - you can get hurt out there or even - gasp - stolen. Please stay safe inside and kudos to your Dad for putting up those bars.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
The hoomans get kinda whiggie when we escape and they think they've made everything secure, Sonic! It's a safey thing and they're doing it for your own good!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Sonic, don't feel so bad! I am almost 4 and I still can't go out by myself! The humans say it is a scary world out there and I could be snatched up by a dognapper, I could be hit by a car, or I could end up lost and never to be heard from again! SO I think I'll stick to walkies with the humans!
ReplyDeleteHugs and Licks, Bruschi
hello sonic its dennis the vizsla dog hay this is so unfare!!! its like rain on yore wedding day or sumthing!!! ok bye
ReplyDeleteFunny thing is, you are more loved than the Beagle, Sonic. Not sure about the formula, but apparently overprotectiveness is a sign of love.
ReplyDeleteTwink!