Spiders in the garden

I hate the rain. I hate hate hate hate hate it. When it rains, I don't get to go out for walks. When it rains, it gets so cold and yucky. And when it rains, the spiders come out to play. In case you guys don't know what a spider is, it's a creepy little thing with eight legs. Just look for the eight legs. If it's got eight legs, it's probably a spider (unlike a dog, which you can tell by the two ears and one nose).

Argh! Creepy spiders!

I don't know why it happens, but whenever it rains, all the spiders in the garden seem to spring alive and then lay their sticky webs all over the place. At the moment there are something like six of these creepy spiders with their icky webs in the garden.

It's scary, because it's a trap! Spiders trap dogs with their webs. I mean, the webs are too small and weak to catch a dog (except maybe a chihuahua), but that's not the trap. Those clever spiders build their webs where dogs walk, hoping that a dog will walk right through it and get some web in the face. And while the dog is distracted by the irritating webs, the spider will crawl into a dog's ear and then control its brain! The poor dog will then become a zombie dog, mindlessly attacking anything it sees (because spiders are angry little critters).

Those poor Pit Bull Terriers are especially vulnerable to spiders, and that's why they can suddenly go from gentle dogs to savage eating machines!

I'm going to stay out of the garden for a while... hopefully it'll stop raining soon.