When Toys Die

Last week, two toys died! And I know you guys think it's because I chewed off a toy's limb or something, but it wasn't me, and the toys that died aren't mine either! The two toys that died are actually my Momma's Fleas and my Pops' Xbox 360! Actually, Momma says that the Fleas aren't dead... it's just that they went back to "Tama-Land" or something like that. Erm... yeah...

The dead Xbox and the dead Fleas

Anyway, my Pops' Xbox just sorta died on him without any reason, but Momma's fleas died when she left them at home alone one day. It was just one day, and they died. That's so lousy! I get left home alone every day and I'm still healthy and strong!

Pops' Xbox was about three years old, and Momma's fleas were about three months old.

I want to feel sad for Momma and Pops, but I don't. Actually, this means that they'll be showing me even more attention now, and a dog can never have too much attention! Sucks to be an Xbox or a Flea, but it's great to be a dog! Two ears and a nose! Woof!

PS It's Aunt Jol's birthday today!