Grandpa invited a whole bunch of his old school friends over the other night, and there were lots of humans gathered at our place. But they didn't really show me lots of attention at all, which was really odd. The Beagle from down the road said maybe it's because their eyesight wasn't so good and they thought I was a rug or something. And humans never pay attention to rugs. Yeah, that must be it.
Sounding lousy so far? There is a bright side to this story:
One two, sniff those shoes!
Three four, I want some more!
They brought along a lot of shoes so I got to sniff a whole lot of shoe goodness! Juicy!