Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Farts are really Poop Bubbles

The other night, my Momma found a dried piece of poop stuck to my poopy hole fur and she had to clean it off. It was really uncomfortable and embarrassing, especially when my Pops was taking photos and laughing. But Momma got it out eventually, and I was left to wonder... how did this happen?

Momma's cleaning my poopy hole

The next day, I was talking to my friend the Beagle from down the road, and we saw these two human puppies walking down the street blowing gummy bubbles from their mouths. Suddenly, one of the bubbles popped and made a loud sound. That's when we realized that maybe farts are kinda like poop bubbles!

I mean, think about it. When you need to fart, you have to push air from your tummy out your poopy hole, right? And when you push enough air out, then it pops and makes a sound, just like a gum bubble. If there's not enough air, the fart just deflates and goes back inside in your tummy, with no smell and no sound... just like a gum bubble! But there's no gum in our poopy holes, so our fart bubbles must be made of poop!

The Beagle and I spent about 15 minutes trying to watch each other fart to check if it's true, but we couldn't squeeze out any farts. That's when we learned that a watched dog never farts. Later that day, I farted, but I couldn't see if there was a poop bubble because my legs and tail were in the way. I checked my humans' farts (Pops is a reliable source of farts), but they're always wearing pants so I can't see.

What about you guys? Do you know the truth about poop bubbles?

PS The presents are finally appearing under the tree! I can't wait to see what I got for Christmas!!!


  1. You have sense there, Sonic. You have learned so much about the farting business which we have never given it a thought. You are smart and we are learning from you.

    It's great that you have a christmas tree. We don't have one which means we will not be getting any presents...hmph!

  2. Hi, Sonic!
    You have a very interesting theory!
    I am going to try it in front of a mirror to see what happens!
    I am sure there are lots of presents for you under your tree!
    Kisses and hugs

  3. Oh. my...
    What a compromising position to have your photo taken in!! Do these humans have no shame?? Maybe you can use it to blackmail them someday... I do like you theory, you are one smart little puppy, Sonic!!

    Brutus the Frenchie

  4. That makes sense, Sonic! You're one wise doggy!

  5. Wow Sonic, you have given this much thought and deliberation! I hope you solve the mystery soon!

  6. You little stinker! You're teaching us about poop bubbles now? BOL I'll have a chat with Max, our XXXlong haired kitty. Mom has to clean him up just like your first photo. She doesn't like it one bit. I can tell by the way she wrinkles her nose. Max hates it. I can tell by his efforts to scratch our mother.


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