A note for the haters

I've been hearing some pretty nasty comments lately from some haters that insist that I'm not writing my own blog. They say hurtful things like "It's just your Pops writing for you," or "Where does your Pops get so much time to write all these posts for you?" Well, I want to say that this is totally untrue! My Pops doesn't write my blog for me. Yeah, he will help proofread my posts and stuff, and he taught me how to use Photoshop, but these words are all mine! I'm a living, thinking dog, and these are my thoughts and opinions!

Here's photo proof of my awesome blogginess, so you haters can sniff my butt.



Human keyboards might not be very forgiving of dog paws so I usually mistype a lot of things, but most of the time I can just press F7 for a quick spellcheck to fix the mistakes. Dogs are very smart, you know? We can learn a lot more tricks than just "sit" and "stay", and it was only a matter of time before we figured out the Internet too.

Humans are just lucky that dogs are friendlier and more accepting of humans than the evil cats, otherwise we would use our smarts to take over the world. Instead, we use our cleverness and awesomeness for the greater good, by barking at cats and keeping those sneaky jerks in check. Well, most dogs anyway... those Dobermans have secret plans of their own, and they're plotting to destroy the world with a new super-weapon! Many Bloodhound spies died to bring us this information...

Hmmm... I think I have to do something about this!