This evening, Momma and Pops decided to go jogging before dinner. I'm still too young and not quite strong enough to go jogging with them (actually, I can barely walk around the block without needing my Momma to carry me), so I got left at home. When they came back, they were all sweaty and smelled like OTHER DOGS!
I don't think I'm being paranoid or suspicious, but I think I smelled Missy the Westie from next door on my Momma. How dare that hussy try to steal my humans!
PS - I HATE GETTING COTTON BUDS SHOVED INTO MY EAR!