Peeing for Snacks

Lately, my Human Summoning Spell have been losing its power. Not only that, but it tends to annoy my humans too so I've been cutting down on that. Besides, I've found a new use for my Golden Offerings: The Altar of Snack Conjuration!



My Momma got it for me a while ago, basically it works like this. I leave a Golden Offering on it, and within moments, I'll get snacks! It's so awsome! I love snacks!

I'm not sure how the dog magic works, but I think it's something similar to the Human Summoning Spell. I think one of the Gods of Dogs (the Beagle from down the road thinks its the one named Bow-Wow) is watching over all of these altars around the world, and when a good little dog leaves a Golden Offering, Bow-Wow will make our humans give us a treat.

It's so awesome. Sometimes when I get snackish, I just have to squeeze out a few drops and I'll still get a nice snack. It's so much easier than going through my "Sit/stay" drills.